An Epically Horrific Restaurant Experience


It is possibly the worst restaurant to grace the face of the Earth. If it isn’t, then you better believe that it’s pretty damn close. A nightmare around the corner, the culinary bearer of bad news. I’m still brushing my teeth to pry the horrendous taste from my tongue.

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My Night As A Food Critic


Disgusting, horrifying, wet, sub par. Those adjectives perfectly describe my experience at a local restaurant a few nights ago. And sadly, those aren’t exaggerations, not in the slightest.

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